Festive sing along with cell site!

•        On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My ‘Expert’ gave to me:
Twelve phones a ringing,
Eleven calls awaiting,
Ten dirty handsets,
Nine network surveys,
Eight Motorola’s,
Seven Sims a swapping,
Six sectored cell sites,
Five golden Sims!
4 G connections,
Free texts for life,
Two iTunes cards,
and smart phone in a pear tree.